On a personal note...

Never Say Never, Right? But, I’m Pretty Sure I Will Not Be Spending Time With Any Of These Books.

This week’s topic from The Broke and the Bookish is “Top Ten Books I Will Probably Never Read.” Seems easy enough and it really was, so to speak. How can a bookish woman like myself really write off books from my TBR list? Well, I decided to have some fun with it and take Jimmy Fallon’s “Do Not Read” skit a go with my own list. I’m not linking the titles to anything and yes, they are real published books. Enjoy!

How to Make Money in Your Spare Time

I’d love to work for myself and bring in some extra money, but…

All My Friends Are Dead

This actually looks really funny.

 What's Your Poo Telling You?

I’m the curious sort, but I’ll pass.

 Everything I know about Women I learned from my TractorNo comment.

 Eating People is Wrong

‘Tis true, eating people IS wrong.

How to Do Nothing with Nobody All Alone by Yourself

This one actually made me laugh out loud.

 Cooking with Poo

Always looking for a new recipe but nope.

The Ice Cream Diet

Yeah, right!

What Bird Did That?: A Driver's Guide to Some Common Birds of North America

I needed this on our last vacation road trip. I think it deserves a follow-up book titled, “What Bug Was That?”

My Parents Open Carry

Wow. No words.

Hope you all had a good laugh!

What books are you most likely never going to read?

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18 thoughts on “Never Say Never, Right? But, I’m Pretty Sure I Will Not Be Spending Time With Any Of These Books.

  1. Hey, this is funny! I actually looked up two of the books because of your list: the dinosaur one (cuz it’s cute) and the poo one (couldn’t resist). They both have good ratings on Goodreads. The dinosaur one has a 4.24 from like 14,600 ratings.

  2. Hilarious! It’s hard to believe, but I know it’s true that books like this get published. I forgot about that children’s book about carrying guns. So scary!

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